Breking News!!
Scientists confirm the sun is, in fact, personally targeting you this summer.
Experts recommend three things😁
- Crying (hydration bonus!)😢
- Moving to Antarctica (housing shortage tho) 😒
- Buying a Polar Quest Cooling Fan Jacket (the smart choice, you beautiful genius)❤️
- Symptoms of Summertime Heat Trauma 🤦♂️
- Melting into your car seat like a human grilled cheese 😶🌫️
- Getting a sunburn just from thinking about going outside 😂
- Sweating so much that your clothes apply for independent citizenship 🫥
But wait!
Polar Quest Jackets are here,
like a knight in neon mesh armor, to rescue you.
Features you didn’t know you needed
but now can’t live without
4-speed fans so powerful,
You’ll feel like Beyoncé in a music video
360-degree air circulation,
because you deserve to be a rotisserie chicken 🤣
-but in a cool way lol
-kidding. lol
Plugs into a PQ power bank,
That’s it !!
That’s all you need!!
👌
Side Effects May Include:
Excessive swagge
People mistake you for a superhero😂
Feeling personally victimized by regular jackets?
Tired of being BBQ’d alive by the sun?
🔥Join the Polar Quest Community 🔥
(Your armpits will thank you.)